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If I were the king of the Ocean,
I could swim with all the fish in the sea.
I’d have a man-eating shark armada,
And a legion of unruly moray eels.

If I were the king of the ocean,
I’d have the crabs steal treasure for me.
I’d amass a small empire of dolphin,
And all the fish would have to sing with me.

Oh, If I were the king of the ocean,
I would crush…. Hu-man-ity.
I would flood the lands above with water
and the world would belong to only me.

And if I were then king of the ocean,
I guess my old friends would all be dead.
As the sharks feed on their dead carcasses,
I wonder how this all got in my head.

"If I were the king of the ocean
The Kracken would be mine to command,
The lochness monster and the leviathian
Would guard me whenever I tan.

And if I were the King of the ocean
Davey Jones and Posidon would be friends
We would really tear up the dance floor
At levels deep enough to get the bends."

If I were the king of the ocean,
I would swim with all the fish in the sea.
I’d have a man-eating shark armada.
And a legion of unruly moray eels.

And If I were still king of the ocean,
With not a human friend in the world,
I would not shed a tear,
I would simply drink and cheer because I’ve still…. Got…. Me

Yar har har har har har….

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from 72 Hours in the Ocean with your Mother, released August 3, 2012

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